The interwebs are not private people.
It never ceases to amaze me what people will post about themselves on "private" boards or facebook pages and expect it to be kept a secret.
I have never met anyone who didn't. You can say you don't, but I wont believe you.
People are drawn to trainwrecks and drama. They almost can't help themselves. It is a sick sort of entertainment we all seem to have a sociological pull towards.
So do yourself a favor and please stop posting about your EPT'S, STD's, DUI's (or any other embarrassing acronyms) if you don't wish for all the world to know about them.
Or at least stop acting shocked that the world knows what you posted on the world wide web.