Overheard on the way to 3 year old's ballet practice...
Me: Your grandpa is in Texas right now.
5 year old: Is that near Florida?
Me: No. It is straight south of here. Your uncle is in Florida right now though.
5 yo: I know that. You don't have to keep telling me stuff.
Me: Well, okay then.
5 yo: He is going to a wedding?
5 yo: Will those people have a baby?
Me: The people getting married? I don't know. Maybe.
5 yo: Why did you and dada have babies?
5 yo: Because you wanted more people to help clean the house?
Me: Uh no. The messes you guys make far exceeds any cleaning you do.
5 yo: I am not messy. (Drops a kleenex on the floor of the car)
5 yo: So why did you have babies?
Me: Your dad and I wanted other people to love.
5 yo: But you already had dada.
Me: Well, yeah. But we wanted you guys too.
5 yo: Ahh. So why did you make me first?
Me: (Thinks: OMG, how do I make this conversation stop. Do I go with the scientific reason he came first or cop out?)
Me: Well, God just made you first I guess.
5 yo: Ahh, he knew I liked being first all the time.
Me: So he did.