Wednesday, March 2, 2011

On Target Intercoms and Annoying People

Song Prompt Wednesday!

"Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart
Talk about some shit that's been on my mind"
- Ben Folds, All U Can Eat

How many of you are ever tempted to hijack the intercoms any of the fine retail stores you frequent?

Every time I see one of those phones I want to mess with it.

I have no deep message I want to relay to the masses, I just think it would be funny and help liven up the dull lives of the retail workers.

When I worked at Target we posted the instructions on how to get on the intercom right near the phones so I bet if I investigated I could figure out which magical buttons I need to push.

A girl can dream.

Sigh.

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